CPHx3 – #473 Run Report – Ban Jing Shan 成都熊猫捷兔 473次跑步 — 丹景山

CPHx3 – #473 Run Report – Ban Jing Shan
成都熊猫捷兔 473次跑步 — 丹景山

On Sunday, March 6, 2016, the Chengdu Panda Hash House Harriers set off with 68 people on two buses for Pengzhou to visit Ban Jing Shan, a mountain park with great natural views and scenic beauty. Thanks to our Hare for the run, Wasabi, and his relationship to the Sichuan Longmont Mt. Tourism Development Company, the Hash was covered by the local press and our visit was given a very warm welcome.
2016年3月6日，星期天，有68人（两车）参加了成都捷兔熊猫俱乐部位于彭州风景秀丽的丹顶山的跑步活动。 感谢此次跑步活动的兔子Wasabe 和四川（need to check the Chinese name)公司，我们不仅在当地受到了热烈的欢迎而且当地媒体还对我们的活动进行了报导。

The ride from Tongzilin took about two hours and upon arrival shortly before 1:00am all Hashers were given an hour to roam around, have lunch and become familiar with their surroundings. At 2:00pm we circled up inside the gates of the park and Wasabi gave the trail marking explanations to the many Virgin runners who were attracted to sign up for the Hash to enjoy the beautiful outdoors (and to supplement the regular Hashers beer addictions).
从桐梓林到目的地大约花了两个小时，我们到达时已是将近午后1点，所有的参与者都集合在一起吃午饭并熟悉周边环境。下午2点大家在丹顶山大门口集合，Wasabe 就路线标志向菜鸟们一一解释，很多菜鸟都是被美景所吸引而加入到我们此次的活动中来的（当然对于老Hasher来说啤酒是肯定少不了的。）

On a day of unseasonably warm weather the trail set was essentially a long uphill route along a mountain path to the top of Ban Jing Shan with many check points along the way. The further up the mountain the pack moved, the more the scenery revealed itself to be spectacular as many varieties of trees were budding and blooming all the way up to the top.
天气甚好的一天，路线设置得很长、几乎全是上山路且通到丹顶山顶，更要命的是检查点多得不得了！然而越往山顶走风景越美，一路上大家看到了很多树都发了芽开了花，真是不虚此行啊！

After the long uphill slog, the trail went directly through a Buddhist Monastery on the way back down the mountain and all felt particularly blessed to be heading back down into the valley and towards a “keg” of refreshing Slow Time Beer, the official beer of the Chengdu Panda Hash.
在步履艰难登顶之后，路线转而穿越一座后山的寺庙，所有的人都觉得心情舒悦，因为等待诸位的是爽口的正宗德国啤酒！

The highlight of the Closing Circle was welcoming the Great Dane, Sausage Sucker, Floppy Cactus and Just Xiao Yan Xu (who is eagerly waiting to be named) back as “Returning Runners”. They all but admitted that their was a huge hole in their lives and that they were back with the Panda Hash to fill those holes, with Slow Time Beer of course.
结束曲的焦点是大家请出了Great Dane, Sausage Sucker, Floppy Cactus 和Just Xiao Yan Xu (迫不及待想要被命名），这几位都是3次以上没能参加活动的，各位都承认重回Hash 填补了他们生活中的空缺，这个空缺当仁不让的属啤酒莫属！

A big thank you to Morticia, who apparently can bake cakes like a champion! She brought two cakes to the Hash that she had made the day before and they didn’t last long when they were presented. Most of us never realized how good chocolate cake is when washed down with foamy cups of Slow Time Beer.
在这里要特别感谢Morticia,为我们的活动特地制作了蛋糕。她周六在家专门做了两个Hash蛋糕，当然可以想见，蛋糕一出现便被扫荡一空。大多数人根本没有意识到在啤酒之后巧克力蛋糕是多么诱人。

After the Closing Circle, the participants boarded their buses and went a few clicks down the road to a Hash House serving only the finest in Sichuan cuisine. This gave everyone a chance to finish the keg off, get some solid food down and ready themselves for the ride back into town.
活动结束后，大家便上车去吃可口的川菜！这不仅给了大家喝完啤酒的机会，与此同时也尽享美食，以便在酒足饭饱后返回成都。

#473 was a fine Hash indeed and we are already looking forward to #474 on March 20th as we will be again traveling outside the city to see the beautiful yellow flowering rape seed as it is now blooming all over the Sichuan basin.
第473#跑步的确趣味多多，我们期待474#即3月20日，届时我们要去郊外看开满四川盆地黄黄的油菜花。

Come out and join us – On! On!
一起来出游吧 — On! On!

CPHx3 #473 Run Preview

This Sunday the Chengdu Panda Hash plans a longer than usual get-away into Pengzhou to a National Scenic Spot to view the start of the plum blossoms blooming. It is important for you to indicate whether or not you would like to join us by emailing us at on_on@pandahash.com

这个星期日“成都熊猫捷兔跑社团”计划了与通常不同的跑步郊游，去彭州的梅谷国家风景区赏花，跑步。对于我们非常重要的是，你是否想加入我们的这次活动，请给我们发电子邮件：on_on@pandahash.com

The cost will be 80 Rmb per Hasher and this will cover the bus, entrance into the scenic park and refreshments at the post run circle (the usual beer, soda, water and peanuts). You will be responsible for bringing your own lunch and for the meal we will enjoy before heading back into town (split evenly amongst everyone participating).

这次花费每人80元，这包括车，门票，跑完后圈地活动的啤酒，苏打水，水和花生。你将自已准备你的午餐。回城之前我们将享受美味晚餐（AA）。

We intend to meet at the regular meeting point in Tongzilin at 10:30am (for a 10:45am departure). It will take less than two hours to reach our destination. Upon arrival, there will be free time to spend walking through the park, enjoying lunch and miscellaneous goofing around. The Hash will begin at 2:00pm and the weather is currently forecast to be seasonably warmer than usual. The run/walk should last around 90 minutes and the closing circle will follow immediately.

我们打算在上午10：30在桐梓林例会点集合（桐梓林北路角，靠近桐梓林地铁口），10：45出发。大约不到2小时就会到达。到达后会有时间在公园散步，享受午餐和各项玩耍，跑步将在下午2：00开始。天气比平常更暖一点，90分钟的跑步和步行结束之后紧接着就开始我们的圈地活动。

We will stop on the way back to enjoy a Sichuan style meal with the bus departing for Chengdu by 6:30pm for a 8:30pm arrival back in Tongzilin. It promises to be a nice day out, in good weather in an area of national scenic beauty. Please join us!

四川菜将会是我们活动的完美结束，6：30我们返城。我们承诺将会是一个美好的一天。

So we can gauge everyone’s interest, please email us at on_on@pandahash.com so we can determine the size of bus needed for this longer than usual trip outside the city. On! On!

为了我们更好的评估你们的参加的兴趣，想参与者请给我们回电子邮件on_on@pandahash.com,我们才好确定大巴的载客量

On！On!

CPHx3 #470 Run Report 成都捷兔俱乐部第470次跑步

Twelve hearty Hashers checked in at the registration table in Tongzilin on Sunday, January 10th for the CPHx3’s first run of the 2016 Hashing season. The low numbers were likely due to the recent high pollution levels, low temperatures, the morning rain and the lack of a backbone (shared by the many who did not attend). Had the many no shows lifted their soft, waxy, overweight bodies off their couches and ventured outside properly attired, they would have been surprised to realize that in addition to sharing a zest for life amongst the assembled attendees of the Hash that the pollution levels were down, the rain had stopped and a blue sky was soon to peek out from behind the clouds at our run destination in Wen Jiang.
12名衷心拥护者于元月10日周日在桐梓林注册后开展了2016年开年跑步活动。人数少很可能是由于最近成都污染严重，气温低，早上的一场大雨吓跑了很多人。那些脂肪堆积成山的懒在沙发里不愿起来且害怕户外运动的冬眠的人定会对享受雨过天晴且空气清新的户外运动的我们大吃一惊，因为我们此次的目的地是温江!

On the bus during the one hour ride out to Wen Jiang the two virgins in the group, Just Jo (made to cum by Just Stewart I) and Just Stewart II (made to cum by Floppy Cactus) were given a tutorial on the day’s run by Just Stewart I, the lead Hare in a triumvirate of Hares which included Cum in a Bottle and Four Lips. This lesson was administered on the bus so that the time spent in the opening Circle would be shortened to allow for more day light for the run and closing Circle. Just Stewart assured the assembled Hashers that the trail would be well marked and possibly even “over marked”, a comment which proved that he is somewhat prone to be a wee bit loose with the truth, or as Four Lips would say, “Fucking Liar!”
此次活动只有两位，即Jo(受Stewart之邀）和Stewart(受Floppy Cactus之邀)是第一次参加我们的活动，作为兔子(Cum in the Bottle和Four Lips)之一的Stewart为了节省时间，我们在大巴上向大家介绍了此次跑步的情况， Stewart极有把握的吹嘘路线标记非常明显甚至有些“过 了头”，但最后事实证明该说法毫无依据可循，用Four Lips 的话来说就是“妈的骗子！”

After the bus scraped under a (thankfully not “live”) wire strung across the road just 500 meters away from our destination, there was the aforementioned short(er) Opening Circle and even shorter loo break for those who had the piss scared out of them at the prospect of being electrocuted on a bus in the middle of rural China. The run was an “A to A” run and with a cry of “On! On!” the pack was off. The trail meandered along a bike path next to a surprisingly quick flowing river. The day’s run itself was more of a “runners” trail as most of it consisted of paved trails suitable for biking. The only thing that slowed down the lead pack was the lack of adequate marks as the rain the night before had rendered most of the Hare’s efforts in trail setting from the day before moot. Luckily, because of the cooler temperatures, the trail was not crowded with bikers nor walkers for that matter. There were several fishermen along the trail who shouted out “hello!” when they witnessed the odd sight of people running along and seemingly enjoying themselves.
当大巴在险中求生后大家下了车，但在跑步之前有憋不住的去放了水，主要原因是大巴之前困在电线挡道的乡间小道。此次跑步是A到A随 着On On 一声呼喊，跑步活动就此开始。路线是沿自行车道前进，旁边是湍急的河流。此时的自行车道更像是跑道。唯一阻止大家前行的 是标记，之前的一场夜雨冲掉了大部分之前兔子辛苦做的标记。塞翁失马，由于湿冷的气温，路上的人车都少得屈指可数，偶尔见到垂钓 的人朝跑步的人喊着 “Hello”,搞不清楚为什么这群奇怪的人在如此寒冷的天气如此享受跑步所带来的乐趣。

After being led down a few false trails by the Hare’s themselves (who were apparently lost on their own trail), it was decided that Just Stewart I would run ahead to remark the trail. He was never really able to out run the “front running bastards” and with a run that clocked in at over 10k it really didn’t matter as everyone who came out looking to get some running mileage in, definitely had their needs met.
在走了几次错路之后（显然兔子也迷了路），大家决定由Stewart领头重做标记。他根本没法儿当领头兔，10公里的跑步在这种情况下对大家来说都肯定都是确定无疑的了。

In the Circle after the run the usual amount of “down downs” were drank, piss taken, abuse hurled and accusations leveled. At the end, we had a naming ceremony in which Just Stewart I was given a new Hash name and his head was used as a mixing implement to make jia-zi with a “recipe” calling for flour and beer (it was noted by Boo Yaa Yaa’s that it was unfair that he was bald as the dough would be easier to wash out than it was for her, she had a good point and the flour and beer probably should have been poured on his legs as he is so hairy that it looked like he was wearing leggings under his running shorts). He will henceforth be known on the Hash as “Free Hanging” which is apparently a reference to what’s going on under his kilt.
跑步结束后的集合大家喝酒、放水、彼此之间的打闹升了级。最后大家为Stewart举行了命名仪式，他脑袋上的啤酒和面粉凝固到了一起。（但Boo Yaa Yaa 说那不公平，因为他是光头，洗掉头上的东西实在容易之极，当时她花了一个多月才洗净头上黏糊糊的东西，啤酒和面粉应该往他腿上泼，因为那儿的毛比头上多多了。）从此之后他在Hash的名字就是”Free Hanging”了，因为苏格兰男人都穿格子裙。

After the Circle and after the bus successfully limboed back under the low hanging wire, the ride back to town was made a bit livelier when Free Hanging, in a decidedly celebratory mood, uncorked a bottle of Dalwhinnie, a tasty Scottish Single Malt from the Highlands of his fatherland. Well played Free Hanging, we’ll “hang” with you anytime!
活动结束后大巴成功越过电线带我们回到市区，情绪高涨的Free Hanging 开了一瓶威士忌以示庆祝，别忘了他是苏格兰人！

Upon downing the bottle of scotch and returning to town, a hearty group of eight adjourned to the rabbit restaurant, Zhuan Zhuan Mo, to enjoy some of Chengdu’s finest food and to “rehash” the days events which, satiated with more beer, became bigger and bigger lies as the evening wore on.
一边和威士忌一边回市区的我们中有8个人参加了在转转磨的聚餐，转转磨是我们活动结束后经常去的餐厅之一，啤酒多多的聚餐让大家心满意足。

The next run is scheduled for Sunday, January 24 and our Hares will be Hardly Hard, Short Steep Shaft and (hopefully) Dirty Harry. This will be a “Metro Run”. Which means that we will be meeting at a Metro Stop (to be announced, but likely to be Shipu) and running directly from outside the stop. This will be an A to B trail ending at a restaurant for the Circle and a meal (but a close distance from the Metro). Those not joining for the dinner will have the opportunity to head back into town on the Metro after the run, those staying will eat a meal (extra charge) and then head back, also on the Metro. Stayed tuned for more information – On! On!
下次活动时间是元月24日，周日，兔子是Hardly Hard, Short Steep Shaft 和（极有可能加上）Dirty Harry. 这天的跑步将是在地铁线附近的跑步，也就是说我们集合的地点将在某个地铁站（很有可能是犀浦地铁站），然后从地铁站出发开始我们的跑步活动。跑步将是A到B的跑步，我们将从地铁站出发，终点将会是某个餐馆（集合并用餐）。不用餐的各位可在活动结束后乘坐地铁回到市区，用餐的各位将在用餐结束后乘坐地铁回市区。更多信息敬请期待。- On On

January 10: Run #470 – The Inaugural Run of 2016

 

Hares? Come in a Bottle, Four Lips & Just Stewart
谁当兔子？ Cum in the Bottle, Four Lips 和 Just Stewart
Happy New Year and welcome back to the Chengdu Panda Hash after our short holiday break. The coming run will be our first of 2016 and will kick off a Hashing calendar in which we hope to set a wide assortment of shitty runs ending in glorious failure, cold beer and derisive arguing amongst our caterwauling runners (and walkers). Don’t worry if you do not think you belong with us, we cater to all types of runners, sexes, ages and drinking ability and besides, we need your entrance fees. If you are able to go with the flow, we’ll provide a nice flow in which to go, ya know?
大家新年快乐，欢迎在短暂的假期之后回到成都熊猫俱乐部跑步活动。这次活动是开年的第一次跑，我们的跑步活动涵盖了各类地形，当然还有啤酒及哄闹不已的各色人等。不用担心遭到排挤，我们将竭诚为不同性别、年龄和酒量的跑步者服务，但我们的服务不是无偿的。如果您能“随波逐流”我们会为阁下提供一切便利条件。

Up as the first Hares of 2016 is our very own, Cum in the Bottle, who will be riding along with the steady and gentle touch of Four Lips and a new and eager Hasher in Just Stewart who, rumor has it, may be named at the Circle after this particular Hash. Should be interesting to see what kind of handle Just Stewart receives.
本年度第一次活动的兔子是我们自己人，Cum in the Bottle, Four Lips 和一位新近加入Hash的成员Just Stewart，据坊间传闻，此次跑步活动结束之时便要为他命名。命名仪式极有看头哦！做过路过不要错过！

So, will you join us for an afternoon of chasing each other down badly marked trails? We will again be going outside the city, this time to Wen Jiang, seeking fresh air, sloppy trails, cold beer and hot Hashers. Cum one, cum all, let’s get our Hash on and form a ‘convoy’ of Hashers into the new year (on Jan 10 in 1976 C.W. McCall had the #1 hit with “Convoy”). Breaker! Breaker! On! On!
所以您是否要参加我们周日下午你追我逐的跑步活动呢？此次活动依然在郊外进行，地点为温江，到那里只为新鲜空气和泥泞的路线。大 家一起来吧!让我们的Hash成为护卫队并向新年进发。 勇往直前!